... has accualy convinced people that there's an invisible man - living in the sky - who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisble man has a list of ten thing he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things - he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and fire and torture and anguish - where he will send you to live and burn and suffer and choke and scream and cry forever and ever to the end om time...

But he loves you!"

- Zeitgeist (George Carlin)